photo credit: stilablog.blogspot.com
For the uninitiated, that's a quote from a classic Too Short song. Now, we are just one little day away from the month of luuurve. February brings images of hearts, lovers' walks, technicolor sunsets, and rosy-cheeked cherubs. Huh.
I'm telling you right now, sure as sin, my intention for February: to slut it up.
Yeah, you heard me. I'm a yoga player. Or at least, I intend to be. I'm going to spend this month stepping outside of my usual monogamist zone and into the red light district. I tend to only frequent my most favorite soul-titillating classes (who doesn't?!), so I'm thinking it's time to try new partners, just cause I'm feeling nasty. Ya dig?
The Yoga Harlot/I-Get-Around Plan:
- 2 brand-spanking { ooh! } new classes each week.
- 5 new-to-me teachers for the month. { zow. lots more notches for the
bedmat post! } - Try 2 new studios for the month. { perhaps one could be clothing optional. oh f*ck, who am i kidding? too shy for that. }
- Optional: Amuse self { and others? } by wearing see-through leggings to 1 class.
- Optional: Flirt shamelessly with hot yoga teacher by taking a cue from the Darth Vader breathers. Accompanied by eyelash-batting, he'll know what I'm getting at. { well...that, or he'll think I need medical attention. either way, this one's a winner. }
"I'm a player...and I'm playin' just to play." - Too Short
Yoga Hussies, holla at'cha girl. Let's do this! Only good can come of it.
{ Do you smell another series? Then you have an EXCELLENT sniffer. I'm going balls ovaries out this month + plan on having my wicked way with February's focus on love, luuurve, and gettin' it ON! Prepare yourselves. :P }
Yesss! I love it Lo! I'm actually doing the same thing this month - but I'm getting even skankier by crossing over the yoga barrier!
Sprinting, boxing, and swimming, oh my:)
Posted by: Joslyn @ missfitbliss | Monday, January 31, 2011 at 04:44 AM
Lurve it! ♥
Posted by: Anna Guest-Jelley | Monday, January 31, 2011 at 05:26 AM
This is perfect! I'm about to try new classes at a new studio, and someone suggested I try different classes at yet another studio. So I'm down for a little yoga harlotry. ;)
Posted by: Sarah | Monday, January 31, 2011 at 07:33 AM
Me, too! Just got out of teacher training and decided my next step was to be a "yoga slut" for a while - play with as many teachers as I can, finding new ways into new positions, wake up new sensations...just clean my mat in between practices. ha! (Just please no one turn this into a t-shirt!) Have fun on your journey!
Posted by: Yaynamaste | Monday, January 31, 2011 at 07:59 AM
HOLLA'
AAAAhhhhhhh, yaaaa, girl!
make it happen, gotta get the flowin' and hoein' (in a yoga way.. of course!) going.. i can't wait to see what yous got in store for February! And i support the flow 'n hoe!
Posted by: liz | Monday, January 31, 2011 at 08:00 AM
Now I really want to affix a scarlet 'Y' to my yoga clothes all February...
Posted by: Sarah | Monday, January 31, 2011 at 01:25 PM
Yogini Harlots unite! And Sarah, you are a genius. Already started sewing :)
Posted by: Vogueyogini | Monday, January 31, 2011 at 02:18 PM
Since my husband would frown on me being an actual slut for the month, I think I'll let out my inner harlot and kink up my yoga :)
Posted by: Tara SG | Monday, January 31, 2011 at 04:45 PM
Already sluttin' it up over here in Utah, yo.
Posted by: jodi mardesich | Tuesday, February 01, 2011 at 11:59 AM
I'm totally getting a shirt with a scarlet y.
you are awesome!
Posted by: Sheryl | Tuesday, February 01, 2011 at 12:28 PM
Lo - can't wait to see what you've got up your sleeve for this series - you yo-hussy! I'm all about checking out the goods at other yoga studios right now...so I'll be harloting with you and also living vicariously through you! Bring on the lurve!
Posted by: Tasty M @dailydownwarddog | Tuesday, February 01, 2011 at 03:25 PM
Yesyesyes!
cheers to getting your ohmgasm on in feb. And tx for the inspiration do the same!
Posted by: kate | Tuesday, February 01, 2011 at 09:35 PM
I love it! I may have to just live vicariously through thru you - can't want to hear about your kinkiness! Or maybe just see if I can slut up my home practice somehow. Hmmmm ;)
Posted by: River | Wednesday, February 02, 2011 at 07:27 PM
I go to new classes/studios all the time, I love trying new teachers and styles!
Posted by: Brittany @RebelRoadSister | Friday, February 04, 2011 at 05:28 PM
Strut your stuff girl! Wear your best stilletto feet and spread them toes
Posted by: liveloveyoga | Sunday, February 06, 2011 at 06:32 PM
You got me sucked in, so doing it! Just the shake up I need this month. You crack me up, girl x
Posted by: Rand(Om) Bites | Saturday, February 12, 2011 at 03:36 PM
Now this sounds like a lot of fun...Always interested in trying new adventures!
Posted by: Keela | Saturday, February 12, 2011 at 05:17 PM
I've already put out 5 times this week. If I do 2 classes back to back does that count as an orgy?
Posted by: YogaUK | Sunday, February 27, 2011 at 12:58 PM
I keep threatening to make OM pasties and film some yoga clips in them. I should make good on that.
Posted by: Boodiba3.blogspot.com | Wednesday, March 09, 2011 at 04:47 PM
Hilar! Can't believe I missed this post, so great... your sense of humour rocks my world! Lurrrve ;)
Posted by: Crystal @YogiCrystal | Thursday, June 09, 2011 at 09:53 AM