"Preacher tellin' the truth and it hurts." — DMX
These particular yoga truths hurt because they are terribly true and hackingly hilarious when illustrated by slapstick gifs. Better lock yourself in to your chair with a yoga strap . . .
1. Someone puts their nasty toes on your yoga mat. You (or maybe this is just me):
2. The teacher plays YOUR FAVORITE JAM. OMG. :
3. When I get asked to demo a pose for the class:
4. Some show-off presses up to handstand. You:
5. Latecomer a-holio next to you says, "Hey, can you move your mat over to make room for my friend?" You:
Stay tuned for more YIFY gif posts. Shall include, but not be limited to: yoga teacher training, yoga in LA, and yoga class part deux. :)
Keepin' it real,
I am tremendously guilty of number two. Hilarious!
Posted by: Alicia at Poise in Parma | Wednesday, July 18, 2012 at 05:29 AM
Possible Exception to #1.
In a Sean Corn workshop.
Crowded room.
She stepped on my mat.
With her feet.
Several times.
I was facing my mat.
I couldn't see her.
Just her feet.
(Her feet are a good size for yoga.)
I didn't mind.
Not. One. Bit.
I accept myself for who I am.
Posted by: David | Wednesday, July 18, 2012 at 01:08 PM
@ David - good point! well-meaning teachers are exempt. ;) xo
Posted by: Lo | Wednesday, July 18, 2012 at 01:52 PM
Aw yea on #2!!! Sade anyone? ;)
Posted by: MyMiBoSo | Thursday, July 19, 2012 at 09:56 AM
Hahahahah oh yes to #1!
Posted by: YogiCrystal | Saturday, July 21, 2012 at 02:23 PM
I'm all about #1....
Posted by: linda-sama | Sunday, July 29, 2012 at 06:44 AM
Certainly the NUMBER 3 is the best. I am all about it.
Posted by: Arnold | Sunday, December 02, 2012 at 01:42 AM