Monkeys look most at peace when they're upside down...or picking things off each other. Let's focus on the former. You might get yourself arrested or throttled if you start thinking it's a good idea to look for fleas on other bodies.
Whether you like it or not, we have much in common with our banana-eating brothers and sisters. A. We think a lot, B. We eat a lot of freaking bananas (see: Cavendish banana extinction), and C. We're all crazy bananas.
If you aren't in touch with your Monkey Mind, I envy you. I'm turning as green as an unripe banana as we speak. Mine is bonkers. It really is its own entity. It runs away with me, like a bad little monkey. It throws neurological poo at me. It swings me through mental trees and makes me dizzy!
One remedy I have found, thank Iyengar, is INVERSIONS.
8 Inversions for Attention Deficit, the Monkey Mind, and Temporary Insanity:
- Puppy Dog - Be a dog, not a monkey. This first pose is doggie training and prep for Adho Mukha Svanasana.
- Down Dog { Adho Mukha Svanasana } - Like a dog on a bone, you will FOCUS.
- Handstand { Adho Mukha Vrksasana } - The translation is Downward Facing Tree Pose. Is there anything more grounded than a tree? I think not.
- Feathered Peacock { Pincha Mayurasana } - Tunes you in to your own fierceness, not freneticness.
- Dolphin - Dolphins are too smart to let their own monkey business run shit.
- Headstand { Sirsasana } - This is what "they" meant when they said to go stand on your head.
- Plough { Halasana } - Sow the seeds of mental acuity and ease.
- Shoulder Stand { Sarvangasana } - The queen of all asanas, she'll leave you cool, calm, and collected.
Sometimes you have to get upside-down to get right-side-up again.






